May 2013
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
So fuck asking people to hang out by text
Fuck that because 90% of the time no one ever fucking responds and I’m just getting so tired of it
Whatever. I’m not going to be mad if you don’t want to hang but Jesus Christ just text back you don’t way to hang and I’ll say okay :( but no worries!
Like god damn I get it
But when you don’t text back I just...
quevivaelrocanrol:
Dr. Dog // “The Breeze”
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
whitespats:
Do you ever feel good about how you look and then
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This is an observation but I feel like once I’m 21 a good portion of my “I have nothing to do” days will be covered by being able to tag along with my sister and/ or brother when they usually go out for a few drinks on the weekends.
Until then I feel like we can never really hang out because they always seem to be going to bars and I can’t exactly get into a bar yet.
...
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So now I’m just kinda chillin calming down from getting so anxious. It’s just nerve wracking when you don’t do it often.
But I love this city a lot
Just not driving in it
Driving in the city will forever make me feel anxious as balls holla
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sometimes it’s easier to not say the impulsive things
But then I feel you loose something for not doing so
Life, man
seannamisty:
Close to Me The Cure
Opinions
I love sloths and love their place on the internetz and Irl
But the rape sloth memes
No
Not funny
Any type of tape joke
No not funny
I like sloths just not when they’re used for rape jokes :/
“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...”
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“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
– A. A. Milne, Winne the Pooh (via eirenics)
“Art is the activity that exalts and denies simultaneously. ‘No artist tolerates...”
– Albert Camus, The Rebel (via outofthedarkness)
“Writing is a lonely job. Having someone who believes in you makes a lot of...”
– Stephen King, On Writing (via nickmiller)
teenagegaywad:
fluffy—heretic:
shmegel:
yes but how old is the sport
Watchvideohall:
Visual effects done right!!!
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
Ya know after you’re bummed about something then later you realize you shouldn’t of been that bumped.
:/
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
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noire-pandora:
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
Shitty friend award 2013
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I like having introvert days
But then the next day I’m either fine or feel lonely as fuck
This could be a problem
